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Artist Paints Kim Kardashian’s Butt-Naked Magazine Cover Using His Penis

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Kim Kardashian’s butt-naked Paper magazine cover is just a gift that keeps on giving.

Not only it has inspired an impressive number of spoofs and hilarious memes, now the reality star’s glistening behind has turned into a work of art. Sort of.

Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen has painted a recreation of the infamous Kardashian butt photo… using his penis.

While it’s definitely not the first time a man has rubbed his junk all over Kim for notoriety, this time it’s a white guy. And actually talented.

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Ewe Max Jensen in all his glory.

Jensen used glossy acrylic paint to commit to canvas via his manhood, what he calls “a stunning portrait.” The artist says: “It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s ‘natural brush”, Jensen said. “If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”

Did we mention he painted the whole thing with a flaccid penis? Such artistry.

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Art imitates life: the real photo and Jensen’s lewd homage laid side by side.

As to to the DailyDot, Jensen boastfully declared: “I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other.I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”

Interpret that as you will. Jensen, who cited Andy Warhol and Japanese artist Shigeko Kubota as inspirations, tried to explain why he used his you-know-what to create the portrait.

“My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy,” he told the Daily Dot. “But I can also use it in my art, and that’s joyful for me on more levels.”

So why was Kanye West’s wife Jensen’s choice of subject? “I saw this picture of Kim Kardashian and this very impressive behind she has, and I thought, ‘This must be portrait number two,'” he said.

This is Jensen’s second penis portrait—the first was of a Danish politician. The artist told the Daily Dot he sent an image through Facebook of the final product to the politician, whom,as a result,blocked him immediately.MYNEWSHUB

 

 

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